• You know what that means?
  • The orphans are coming…
  • Bad news
  • Going to bed when drunk…
  • How free are you tonight?
  • There is no hope…
  • Putting the ‘ninja’ back in ‘ninja turtles’
  • When was the last time you were this happy?
  • Google knows…
  • And you aren’t.
  • My relationship status
  • Prove Awesomeness