• Lawyer dog has experience…
  • Waiting for the delivery guy…
  • Way too late, but here you go…
  • Tell mama I love her…
  • You’re so funny…
  • Cannibalism
  • So I just had my first In-N-Out burger…
  • English, to Japanese, to English again
  • Argon walks into a bar.
  • Home is…
  • Whenever my girlfriend says her dad is coming home…
  • I’m living in Narnia