• Best security system…
  • Luke, I am your father…
  • How I feel after waking up hungover…
  • It works both ways
  • You win this time…
  • When people say ‘we’re expecting’
  • And that was the happiest day ever…
  • When someone likes me…
  • The first day of the rest of my life
  • Shipping & Handling
  • Using a fluorescent marker
  • I wish I knew you when I was a kid