• Whenever I watch a movie with my girlfriend…
  • Would you like help?
  • Finally an invention I can use…
  • The Law & Order drinking game
  • Fix it with duct tape
  • Logical Thinking
  • Tell me where it itches the most…
  • Yes, hello?
  • I’ll just lay here…
  • That smell is familiar
  • What I do after a shower
  • Boom! Head shot!