• Dear Caucasian Neighbor…
  • Gullible Facebook Users…
  • Please excuse me…
  • Sunrise on Mars…
  • Place your hand here…
  • I heard you like guitars…
  • 99 problems
  • Life Bar Necklace
  • Space nails
  • But I don’t want to shower…
  • Parenting, I think I’m doing just fine
  • Dammit! I bet on the wrong dinosaur!