• This cake tastes funny…
  • How do I turn it off?
  • Dogs know the feel of losing friends…
  • Deadly terms used by a woman
  • This is my duck, I have named it ducky and it will be my duck…
  • Australian accent
  • Funny exam answers
  • Every Christmas…
  • Mary had a little lamb…
  • Trying to reach remote after wife gets up
  • I prayed for a bike
  • Pure…simple…genius