• As a chemistry professor who hasn’t got a raise in 10 years…
  • How about no…
  • Wanna know how I got these scars?
  • Can you spare just $2.00?
  • Costume planning goes wrong…
  • Don’t mess with this baby
  • How true
  • Hey old man, it’s December again…
  • I aint even mad
  • This makes so much sense
  • Epic chair
  • I’m going too, damn it!