• It’s not that I’m fat…
  • Best Christmas decoration ever…
  • Born to be fit…
  • I’m great in bed
  • Finger’s personality…
  • 16 Most Expensive Materials in the World
  • Gravity is overrated
  • Happens to me all the time…
  • The center of the universe
  • Me after I realize I’m reading something about religion or politics
  • I had no idea!
  • We all know who didn’t kill Bin Laden