• This will solve 99% of my life’s problems…
  • Next year will also be special…
  • It’s OK, officer…
  • Drunk friends…
  • Your teacher…
  • El Barto
  • Coke Light if you use the escalator, regular Cola if you climb the stairs
  • Overtaken
  • Pen cap eating utensils
  • What I’m like…
  • The story of my life
  • The perfect day