• I think I feel something…
  • Elf on the shelf…
  • Time traveler?
  • Shakespeare being Shakespeare…
  • It’s me, dude…
  • Don’t tell me what to do…
  • This is the only reason I know where Kentucky is on the map
  • My goal in life…
  • Who needs swag when you are one with the universe…
  • Thanks, God
  • And the world…will be as one
  • Scumbag fly