• Bacon Roses…
  • America’s sweetheart…
  • All this bouncing happens in just a few microseconds…
  • Armstrong + Armstrong…
  • Why judge?
  • People think I’m shy…
  • Imaginary hula hooping
  • I really don’t care
  • Sir, your mustache is escaping…
  • My hand feels weird…
  • I’m a hoers
  • Keep your mouth shut and you won’t get cut