• When someone asks for a Facebook like…
  • Dear Tooth Fairy…
  • The truth about electronic music…
  • No need for a brain these days
  • A good reason for divorce
  • Believe nothing
  • This should be the first thing shown in all trigonometry classes
  • Bender being Bender
  • The lyrics mean everything
  • Every time I visit a restaurant…
  • She will be mine
  • A bullfrog eating a goldfish