• Calm down woman…
  • Someone’s about to have a bad time…
  • Secret house in the woods
  • Your past self is a douchebag…
  • I’m ready!
  • When I can’t get out of bed in the morning…
  • I tried to make a smiley face pie…
  • Tell me where it itches the most…
  • This morning I understood the logo of Windows
  • So sorry
  • A day off?
  • “Always thinking of my lady”