• Dad, I need to tell you something…
  • Please excuse my fabulousness…
  • Pursue your dreams
  • Just a puppy sitting on another puppy’s head
  • British Summer
  • Sipping like a sir…
  • Maybe all white people do look the same
  • Whenever a girl asks to talk to me about her bad boyfriend…
  • 1980′s Film Alphabet
  • Can I use one of your quotes for my book cover?
  • Only in China
  • Monkey steals camera to take pictures of himself