• Just doing my job…
  • Oh people these days…
  • When a penguin gets sick…
  • Guitar Tornado
  • You the bomb!
  • Not what I said…
  • When I feel motivated to do something…
  • I dare you to find a better looking 57 year old
  • Without deviation from the norm…
  • The original forever alone
  • Dear creators of the Internet…
  • Time flies