• I’m paddling away…
  • Worst fear for the new Star Wars movie…
  • Coworkers…
  • Hey girls, listen…
  • Master Troll Dad
  • 47 Years of Marriage, still buys her flowers every Monday
  • Physics joke
  • Stop calling me that!
  • Say it again!
  • You were probably a gift
  • Nearly every multiplayer game I’ve ever played
  • Blonde moment