• Bat-laser pointer
  • Like True Bosses…
  • This church earned some bonus respect…
  • Boys these days…
  • Meanwhile in a parallel universe…
  • You know my favorite brand of rice?
  • The only reason I keep everyone’s number…
  • Ricky Gervais, a troll among gentlemen
  • Coke Light if you use the escalator, regular Cola if you climb the stairs
  • Meanwhile, in politics…
  • It’s just bread bro…
  • Front seat vs. back seat