• Never ask Steven Seagal the time…
  • I can’t ever eat in peace anymore…
  • Forgot to turn it off…
  • Finally in bed
  • A key suspect…
  • So you drink diet soda…
  • When girls overdose on make-up…
  • Awwters
  • The jar and the cup of coffee
  • My cat is special
  • Damn
  • CD erased by electrical current