• Things to release at a wedding ceremony…
  • Not to get technical or anything…
  • Still a better vampire than Edward Cullen…
  • Trick Question…
  • Everyone likes a good comic…
  • Ladies, do me a favor…
  • So refreshing…
  • Why god, why?
  • What make-up do you use?
  • Me after I realize I sent a drunk text message to my ex
  • So this is what they meant by ‘forever alone’
  • I hate Mondays