• Accurate description of my relationship status…
  • This is not the time, Mario…
  • Box Of Shame…
  • Scumbag eyelashes
  • The Outernet
  • This job sucks…
  • What’s inside?
  • If only Nazguls were more polite…
  • Money-Shredding Alarm Clock
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turrets
  • More wishes!
  • Meanwhile in England…