• No mom will ever understand it
  • It’s Becky I tell you…
  • Do you trust it?
  • I don’t always fit…
  • Bring it!
  • Dear paranoid people…
  • It’s probably not important…
  • I work out!
  • The ultimate in troll parenting
  • Early terrorist detection
  • Why don’t you folks go home?
  • When you eat popcorn at the movies