• What are you doing? You’re not a real boy…
  • My dad gave me this Christmas present…
  • My Final Form…
  • You just drink…
  • Prepare to die…
  • iPod, iPad…
  • The ultimate dog
  • Edward Scissorhands’ dad
  • Like a dog
  • This is why the world is broken
  • This guy is trying to sell more than his car
  • Welcome to life. It doesn’t get better.