• Get one of these and no one will get anywhere near your house…
  • Every time I check my bank account…
  • We’re all getting so old…
  • Please help me…
  • The cat with sixteen lives…
  • Mister Eastwood…
  • Tasty Bird Meat
  • Shortest race in the world
  • Eating your last meal
  • Why would you do this?
  • Common sense
  • Awwwww