• The real reason she wore that dress
  • The Rare Strawbearry
  • Mother Nature Sucks…
  • Me, being a scumbag before birth
  • No need for a spoon anymore
  • Cat, get down from there, you are not a towel
  • Careful smokers…
  • Every freaking month…
  • Yo dawg I heard you like swimming…
  • Some freshman had a salad…
  • This is what Pippi Longstocking looks like now
  • Brilliant Parenting