• My poor innocent childhood…
  • You are a sick person…
  • Love in all the wrong places…
  • What did I go to college for if they didn’t teach me this?
  • I do this when no one is around…
  • Hey, kid
  • Seat savers
  • Gamer girl
  • Times change
  • The best 4chan advice ever given
  • Excuse me sir, have you seen my glasses?
  • My least favorite publication