• The definition of PEMDAS…
  • Where do I sign up?
  • Pass me that thing…
  • What do you say when you answer the phone?
  • Mother’s Day Confession Cards
  • On the phone with mom: troubleshooting her computer
  • Must change my voicemail greeting…
  • Memorable old photographs
  • Good boy
  • Now you can shake salt like a fairy
  • Hey man…
  • Oxygen and Magnesium