• English doesn’t borrow…
  • Every damn time
  • Show respect…
  • Clear as crystal
  • Best wedding picture ever?
  • When I mention Freddie Mercury and someone asks ‘Who is that guy?’
  • God is dead
  • Who else does this?
  • Badass Homer
  • Parenting, I think I’m doing just fine
  • Zach Galifianakis High School Photo
  • So this is where Angry Birds come from