• I got her a plunger…
  • Every goddamn night…
  • The inevitable trap…
  • Magic Mike
  • Nutritional first world problem
  • One step at a time…
  • A universal truth
  • Dinosaur comb
  • Why naming your daughter is so hard…
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  • Found true love for worm guy
  • Here’s the key, Princess