• Get one of these and no one will get anywhere near your house…
  • Damn scorpions…
  • Offended Otter
  • Tank Slippers…
  • Whenever I try to ask a girl out…
  • Just a piece of advice…
  • I found a butterfly…
  • Disney scenes that make you cry
  • Oh, cookies…
  • Jar of Scars
  • Baby, can you get me a beer?
  • I just wanted to play catch…