• How do stars die?
  • The four stages of life…
  • Didn’t pick up on this when I was a kid
  • Been to grandma…
  • Confused baby flamingo
  • Scumbag audience at every concert you’ve been to…
  • Think about it…
  • Whenever ice drops out on my kitchen floor…
  • Screw you, printer!
  • Facebook duck hunting
  • Bambi
  • Unnatural