• Blacklight tattoo
  • Added to my bucket list…
  • Very brave…
  • Most important lesson learned in Romeo and Juliet…
  • And I’ll have some… nothing.
  • Maybe you should eat makeup…
  • Just when you thought things couldn’t get any worse…
  • Greetings earthlings
  • You know the economy is bad when Santa has to work two jobs
  • The rare water rabbit
  • So this is what I should look for…
  • What happens when you microwave vodka?