• Parenting is a terrible job…
  • Man with non-existent beard. It’s just an illusion.
  • When I see people wearing low crotch pants…
  • Emergency defibrillator
  • What the hell is wrong with you master?
  • We are so hot…
  • My GPS…
  • How I Answer Every True or False Quiz…
  • Quite possibly the coolest fence ever
  • Sharing is not piracy
  • Works on every elevator
  • What am I called?