• Me, being a scumbag before birth
  • Boromir’s Advice…
  • Best pregnancy announcement ever…
  • Peanut butter and jelly sandwich
  • The Michelin Baby
  • Control Cat
  • Alpaca haircuts
  • The sanctity of marriage
  • Oh look…
  • This guy is a certified badass
  • Restroom pop-up
  • No pool for you. Period.