• That was certainly unexpected…
  • This is the life, man…
  • A musician’s worst nightmare
  • A shark attack
  • I warned you…
  • It works both ways
  • I didn’t know…
  • Why you watch Saw
  • Huge mistake, Samara
  • Insanely good brownies
  • I saw 2 hipsters talking today…
  • Automatic “don’t touch it” device