• Always dress for the job you want…
  • Screw physics!
  • Bad Customer Service…
  • This isn’t my day…
  • Would you look at that…
  • I’m delighted…
  • Glowstone driveway
  • When my friend forgets to log out of Facebook…
  • My high security password
  • Honesty
  • The meaning of LMAOSHMSFOAIDMT
  • Japanese Star Wars