• Seeking cuddle partner…
  • Probably my next t-shirt…
  • The worst time to get arrested
  • Chicks will be chicks
  • Pretty much so
  • Chemical pick up line
  • Real Life Welcoming Cat
  • It’s all politics…
  • Cleaning a window 400 feet in the air
  • I see dead people
  • That’ll do.
  • That pizza is taking way too long guys!