• Best part of buying new stuff…
  • Catnip. Not even once.
  • Clever NYC Advertising…
  • Attention deficit disorder…
  • You ran a marathon?
  • Things that shouldn’t be broken
  • Ner ner ner ner…
  • R.I.P. Journalism
  • When I get called up to get my diploma…
  • It’s not shyness
  • Welcoming rooster
  • Don’t mess with the Taco Bell sign changer