• The price of bacon…
  • Note to Santa…
  • If you watch godzilla backwards…
  • I can show you the world…
  • You know you’re old…
  • Chief Wiggum’s flawless logic
  • Oops, how do I undo?
  • I changed my password
  • Pessimist vs. Optimist
  • Oh, there it is…
  • Black cats only
  • Meanwhile, in Colorado…