• Right now…
  • I just hit delete
  • If Star Wars was an ’80s school flick…
  • Please have a seat…
  • Some places to visit before you die…
  • Troll dad texts his son
  • You know why?
  • I bet we could explore the galaxy…
  • Do it, it’s gonna be OK son…
  • Fishy text message
  • When I bite my lip…
  • My life is perfect