• Those darn vegetarians…
  • Probably words to live by…
  • I got you lil’ dog bro…
  • Serious First World Problem
  • He likes his women like he likes his board games…
  • I wish I could Google anything…
  • Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk
  • There’s something under my bed…
  • Y U no stay all day?
  • Reporting breaking news
  • Puppy tastes lime, goes full retard
  • Pika-Pika