• You’re home early…
  • For the love of music…
  • What did I go to college for if they didn’t teach me this?
  • My roommate just left me this…
  • Why so curious?
  • Best dog costume ever…
  • How I look when I play most sports…
  • I’m not old…
  • That’s what friends are for…
  • Using maths to explain life
  • In case of 8-bit emergency…
  • Cancel all my meetings