• Reading my old Facebook statuses…
  • Obama’s stealth insulting…
  • Oh I’m so deep…
  • You’re making it too easy…
  • Amazing places I want to visit
  • I can’t wait any longer
  • What I look like when I get in a fight
  • A happy stoat
  • Wrong
  • Some people have a strange sense of humor…
  • Purchased without proper consent of a loving wife
  • Cutest bunk bed ever