• What am I doing here…
  • Accurate description of my relationship status…
  • Just brilliant…
  • Why commas are important…
  • Hello, 911?
  • Three stages of life
  • Tell me more…
  • That guy will never have a girlfriend!
  • You wanted to!
  • Every time I check the Internet before going to bed…
  • There’s definitely a frog living in my sink…
  • I just couldn’t say no…