• If I had a dollar…
  • Daft Love…
  • Square Watermelons Made in Japan…
  • Only in Portland, Oregon
  • What do you say when you answer the phone?
  • Duck Face Mona Lisa
  • Expert troll at work…
  • Tough life
  • Loyal to the bitter end
  • So I just found out…
  • Become an optimist
  • Well, time to move…