• Ask me about my shirt…
  • If you can read this, thank your music teacher…
  • Just when I thought I would coast through work today…
  • Evil Plotting Toddler
  • Why judge?
  • Polar bear attack
  • Meanwhile, in my love life…
  • Dr. Seuss’ words of wisdom…
  • Kid balances ball on fountain
  • Something’s wrong with my eyes
  • What my wife means when she says “the thing”
  • Tobacco-free day