• Just turn around and act as if nothing happened…
  • A real Christmas present…
  • You’re straight?
  • Who is this?
  • Please make it a multiple choice…
  • This should be placed in all restaurants
  • It won’t happen again, I promise
  • Oh America…
  • African bluetooth
  • Why you shouldn’t post pictures of yourselves on the internet
  • I <3 NY
  • Chairman of the Mathematics Department