• Reading my old Facebook statuses…
  • I’m fairly sure you don’t read these…
  • Asteroids…
  • Target in sight, engage on my mark…
  • We will all meet in hell…
  • Leaving the store…
  • Starting to watch a new series…
  • Cat vs. Mantis
  • Ninja magnets
  • Play that thing Mister Walrus!
  • This should be in every kitchen
  • No kid, you are doing it wrong!