• If you’re not shaking…
  • Relationships Nowadays…
  • This doesn’t look good…
  • Three days old, sleeping like a boss…
  • So I’m talking to a friend online…
  • Around The World…
  • How I feel using my non-iPhone in public
  • Made entirely of plastic
  • When my boss asks me to “follow him into his office”
  • The hardest decision
  • Definition of Fo’ Shizzle My Nizzle
  • Waka waka waka waka