• Ridiculously awesome hair
  • I was not aware of that…
  • Douchebag level: Soulja Boy
  • Sad Burger King
  • Listen girls…
  • You’re never too young…
  • You’ve been eating cupcakes wrong your whole life…
  • Your status sucks
  • They said I could be anything
  • How you know…
  • Brain freeze
  • At first I was like…