• Whenever I call my mom…
  • You are…
  • When I hurt my pets…
  • Humans are strange…
  • Your comment was confusing…
  • 103,987 toothpicks later…
  • Show me how you get free food, human
  • Theodore Roosevelt’s diary entry the day his wife died
  • Stare dad strikes again
  • Time for kisses!
  • Breakfast conversation
  • Hey buds