• Genius Birthday Party Idea…
  • Humans shall feed us and we shall from now on do nothing…
  • One beer a day…
  • When someone mentions the word babies…
  • Three days old, sleeping like a boss…
  • Why commas are important…
  • Like you’ve never kissed me before…
  • The size of our sun
  • Kids are much more smarter these days
  • Adele’s heart
  • And you will never see him again
  • Dear Blackberry Auto-Correct