• My life is a romantic comedy…
  • The Batstache
  • The world’s edge
  • The painting of a 150-foot tall Dark Knight Rises mural…
  • Every time I try to insert my opinion into a heated argument
  • That moment in the restaurant…
  • Every time I share my Internet connection…
  • Thanks for cleaning my house, dude
  • Tan lines
  • Waka waka waka waka
  • They told me I could be anything
  • Different glass interpretations