• I wasn’t being myself…
  • The end is here…
  • No but seriously imagine it this way…
  • Scumbag Frodo…
  • 47 Years of Marriage, still buys her flowers every Monday
  • Allow me to just sit here…
  • Screw you, brain!
  • Explain this, honey…
  • Shout out to all the little girls…
  • Awesome Halloween decoration set up
  • I need this
  • Get off our lawn!